Fun With Socks

This and That

2011-11-11T00:33:00.007-06:00

Just so wrong

Cinco de Hellyeah

Middle of nowhere

New Guineas

RRRRRRRROWR

Sold before I could get in touch with the owners

I almost bought it just for the bottle

Dude spent too much on his rims

Sanity restorer

Sometimes

2011-04-29T17:54:00.001-05:00

Country Driving

2011-04-29T10:06:00.001-05:00

Because I am one

2011-04-13T10:10:00.002-05:00

Chickified Bug

2011-04-11T14:10:00.002-05:00

Mrs Mempis' New Socks

2011-01-15T15:43:00.002-06:00

Various Photos from 2010

2010-07-14T10:00:00.007-05:00

Seriously, I'm not kidding

Now THAT is a mini!

Not heavy metal

You must choose sides!

Bobcat alcoholic

Lovely child

A Car Show

1957 Chevy

1966 or 67 GTO

1949 Mercury

Lovely Mustang

Convertible Mustang

Plastic Rice Rockets

A Pair of Buick Rivieras

Wagon

Antique Cars For Sale

American Feral Just for Ute

2009-06-03T13:09:00.009-05:00

I've got a hankerin' for more cowbell
and maybe a few more side marker lights

Love the dual CB antennas there, Mister Bandit

This man wants a big Peterbilt, but all he's got is this mini

Just a little lightly customized Honda

Doh! Having a bad day

Dude, check the Obama sticker barely visible at the bottom
The old man in the tie-dyed shirt and ponytail is the driver

Wandering Through the Backroads

2009-05-24T02:33:00.011-05:00

Snowcat

Solar light next to my sidewalk in front yard

Hey, would you pet me?

Seriously, pet me

Pet me, too

Pet us!

Too cold for fishing

Camera fight!

Coppers, coppers everywhere, and all the roads did shrink ...

Copper, coppers everywhere and these speed traps sure do stink

$$$ Kaching! $$$

$$$ Kaching! $$$

$$$ Kaching! $$$

Money - so they say - is the root of all evil - toooooday
$$$ Kaching! $$$

Pink Volvo? GAY!

A little light in the head

The life of The Party, I'm sure

A bumper sticker mentality

No bumper stickers needed

Pink mohawk helmet

Pretend car

Sunset in the Boondocks

Oh deer oh deer!

Photo theft

Fox

Hmm, what are all these hypodermic needles doing here on the roadside?

Ooooh, I see! Human growth hormone. Somebody's a bad ass.

American water tower

Cat love

Stinky isn't content to simply clean himself. He needs a shower, too.

I'm so bored. Where are my toys?

Attack cat!

Monkey Girl

The Highlights of My Life So Far This Year

2008-09-28T11:18:00.009-05:00

Long damn train

Fiat - Fix It Again, Tony

These 3 donkeys are always standing here every time I pass by.
They've worn all the grass away from standing here so often.
I think they must be as bored as I am, but at least they have each other.

Ride to Mud Island

Yes, this is Memphis

And this is Memphis underwater

Memphis had a bit of a flood earlier this year

Ghetto Train

Take me away, to better days, take me awaaaaay ...

Fail

I got a pocket, got a pocket full'a sunshine

A Gas Station out in The Boondocks
school bus - CHECK
tractors - CHECK
Rolls Royce - CHE .. what?!

You might be a redneck if ...

Monster under the bed

Relax

Treed by the neighbor's dog

On the road back to Memphis

we'll meet again,
don't know where, don't know when
but I know we'll meet again,
some sunny day

Air Show

2008-07-06T15:00:00.002-05:00

Air Show - featuring the Blue Angels

Air Show - featuring Rednecks

Totally checking out her boobies

She ain't purty

He ain't purty neither

Nice hat

Sweeeeet!

Duuuuuude!

OK, show's over

Neighbors

2008-07-06T14:01:00.000-05:00

Our Newest Neighbor

We asked him nicely to get off the wood pile...

... so he moved into the drainpipe under our driveway.

One of our neighbors used to have a lot of ducks in the pond in his backyard.
Now he just has one left

Going Home?

2008-06-22T17:16:00.005-05:00

Dudes on bikes

God waving

Hellooooo!

Am I really home?

Good Morning, Sunshine!

2008-04-21T23:34:00.001-05:00

This is an actual neighborhood near where I live.

Spongebob Stinkypants' Bathroom Adventures

2008-02-27T08:44:00.003-06:00

Ooh look, water!

"pat pat pat pat"

Wheeeeeeee!

What's this used for?

Teletubbie Trash Truck and Mouse Hunt

2008-02-16T14:28:00.002-06:00

Even the trashmen here in The Boondocks like to have a little fun

Here's a closer look at the driver's side rear

Teletubby Dipstick adorns The Boondocks sanitation equipment

Closer view of the rear passenger side, with an identical decoration

Little Girl and Spongebob Stinkypants hunting a mouse

Cruisin' Around The Boondocks

2007-10-18T15:48:00.000-05:00

House on a hill

My new neighbors

Playing in the dirt

Car

El Camino - "the Cadillac of cars"

Garbage truck heaven

House on the hill with moon

Sunset

Morning

Sheep

None shall pass!

Cruisin'

Drag race - I win!

Puff

Repaving the middle of nowhere

Fall sky

Barn

Peabody rooftop moon

Church

Boondocks SUV

Pink house

Good bye!

* All photos taken by Memphis Steve with tiny Philips Electronics keychain camera.

The Boondocks

2007-07-24T13:42:00.001-05:00

That's one tired squirrel

Gathering nuts all day is a lot of work

Git'R Done!

Cars

2007-07-06T08:35:00.000-05:00

Leesa? Is that you?
June 2007

You want fries with that?
June 2007

Oh snap!
May 2007

I was on my way to see Kami on Beale Street when I passed this on I40
June 2007

July 6, 2007

Someone lost a father today
Someone's husband won't be coming home
There are two trucks down in that ditch
One is upside down

Redneckville in all it's Glory

2007-03-27T13:01:00.000-05:00

A lovely day for a jog.

Oh deer, oh deer, oh deer!

It fits. Trust me.

What's all the hubub, Bub?

Oh, now I see. Oops.

Christmas in paradise

Christmas in not so paradise

Memphis' Statue of Liberty

2007-03-27T12:58:00.000-05:00

Reunion At The Corner - September 2006

2006-10-17T22:14:00.000-05:00

Sam has JY Biscuit on the phone.

Princess Samantha only drinks the finest Chardonays

Princess Don, on the other hand, will drink almost anything

and enjoy it to the fullest!

Kelly steals the crown

But returns it to the rightful heir

Lisa and Donny sing Neil Diamond for reasons unknown

Shake your boooootay!

Pam collapses on the stage

Fun With Stickies

2006-07-26T13:21:00.000-05:00

Who would have guessed that those Sticky Notes from 3M Corporation could be so much fun?

April Showers Bring Mayhem

2006-05-01T15:13:00.000-05:00

Once upon a time, high up on a mountaintop in The Rocket City where I come from ...

Smile!

Sam Hugs Suzie

(Or else it's the sleeper hold)

Happiness all around

Laura Croft has just biked from the south end of town
to the north end and up the mountain just to see us all.

JoJo, the Incredible Titanium Woman

Kelly, ready for combat

Suzie and Sam in shades

Happy reunion

Kelly butts in
as only Kelly can!

"Ah, you're killing me!"

"Toughen up, my bitches"

Mission accomplished!

Someone farted

No comment

Kelly gets up Laura's butt

"Look at this great ass!"

"Holy cow, that IS a great ass!"

Laura prepares to bike home
after having been thoroughly molested
by Kelly and Sam.

Watching TV in springtime

There's nothing on

And now, back to Memphis ...

A random resident of My Little Redneck Town,
Mr Junkyard Dog

Love the hair, dude

Booger Bear enjoys the yard

Little Girl enjoys the concrete

Rooftop Geese

2006-03-13T11:27:00.000-06:00

Up on the rooftop, Honk Honk Honk!

Imagine my surprise at walking in on a rainy Monday morning to find two large honking geese looking down on me from up on the rooftop.

Nude Memphis Christmas Tree

2005-12-20T18:15:00.000-06:00

Merry Christmas!

Biltmore

2005-12-03T02:38:00.000-06:00

On the road to Ashville, NC to see the house that GW built

Church outside of Biltmore

Gate to Biltmore

The view along the driveway to the house

Biltmore prairie dog? Biltmore beaver? Anyway, he wasn't afraid of us.

Biltmore Estate, just as we were pulling through the gate

GW Vanderbilt's front yard

The front door

Sundown, you better take care if I find you been creepin' round my back stair

Statue of woman and child in side yard by library porch

Reflection of the mansion in the fountain

Night view from atop the carriage stairs

Statue at the top of the hill where the fox hunts once began

Front yard fountain again, next day

Atop the gate exiting Biltmore

Woman and child statue in the side yard by library

V is for Vanderbilt

Side yard, library side

Stairs down from the patio by the library

Path below the side yard on the library side

The gardens beside the front lawn

House viewed from the garden

Along the path to the greenhouse

Biltmore Greenhouse

Gazebo on the lake

Bridge over the lake

The back of the house

Sunset over Biltmore Estate - time to go home

Half Nekkid Thursday - You Better Run

2005-10-19T22:45:00.000-05:00

Round and round I go

Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!

A Day At The Park

2005-10-10T02:35:00.001-05:00

Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer .. had a very shiny nose!
I asked the girl why her dog has antlers.
She said he just had his ears cropped.

"Dong, where is my automobile?"
"Automobile? Vroooom! Errrrrk! Crash! Lake, big lake! Ah ha ha ha ha!"

A man died right here, right in front of me.

Do you ever wonder if God listens to the radio?
I'll bet he doesn't bother with the AM stations anymore.

You might not know it, but there are some vicious ducks out there.

Lovers On A Hillside
I could be a lot nosier if I had my SLR with the 300 mm zoom

Big tree

More Lovers On A Hillside
She had to go pee
She didn't want to use the porta potties

Chinese woman in Bruce Lee's pants

Red Skies at night - sailors' delight
Any sailors on this lake?

Love is a many splendored thing
Whatever that means
Lust isn't so bad sometimes either

And now, the end is near, it's time to go ...

Another Birmingham Excursion

2005-10-02T16:02:00.001-05:00

Highway 78 heading back

Birmingham's finest entertainment establishment, The Boobie Trap!

On I-65 and looking for I-59. Yeeha

Passing Samford by one more time

After class, pack up and go home

Back to class again

Lunch for one

Class

Friday, driving to class, passing Samford University, college girls jogging everywhere

Big yard to mow

Carbon Hill

Thursday, On the road to Birmingham

Car Dreams

2005-09-22T13:47:00.000-05:00

My Wife wants this car.
She's not into BMWs so much, but she loves the color.
I'll take the girl who's driving.

Hummingbird Wars - The Empire Strikes Back

2005-09-13T22:34:00.000-05:00

The birds are guarding the hummingbird feeder now.
They have conquered the hummingbird and occupied his feeder.
They have no intention of ever giving it back.

The hummingbird, now homeless, waits, watches, and plots his strategy in silence.

The bird calls in reenforcements.
"Now he'll never gets his feeder back," boasts the bird. "We are much too strong."

The other bird stands watch up in the crows nest.
"Another bird is coming!" he shouts.

Indeed, one more bird to feed.
Surely now the hummingbird will give up and go away.

But instead, the hummingbird sits and waits.
"There are so many of you. I don't think there's enough food to feed you all," he shouts.

The birds look at the food, then look at each other.
"You were the last one here. You don't eat," the first bird says to the third bird.
"Oh like hell I'm not. You've been here the longest. You've had plenty. YOU don't eat," the third bird screams in response.

And the trouble begins.

"Get off! There's not enough food for us all," the second bird shouts in panic.
The three birds begin to fight like mad.

They fight and they fight.
Finally all three birds, now beaten and wounded from fighting with each other, are forced to retreat.

The stubborn little hummingbird simply flies home again.

"Dumbass birds."

And so ends another chapter in the saga of the hummingbird feeder.

Hummingbird Troubles

2005-09-09T20:58:00.000-05:00

Here is our hummingbird feeder, as used appropriately.
For some reason the camera was determined to focus on the bush behind the hummingbird.

Here is the hummingbird feeder as it has been used lately.
Something is wrong here.

Here is the hummingbird, royally pissed off.
For a time he buzzed the invading birds and they flew away, but they've since grown accustomed to that and now simply ignore him.
All he can do is watch as they guzzle his food like fat people at a buffet.
This has been going on for at least a week.
These birds must be really buzzed from all that sugar.

Animal Kingdom

2005-09-06T14:58:00.000-05:00

Tiny ponies for tiny cowboys.

Someone is on the wrong side of the fence.

Happy boy!

Local Car Show

2005-08-14T03:24:00.000-05:00

Corvette

Twin '57s.
Seriously, they were totally identical in every way.

Really, really nice Camaros.

Nice custom Stingray.

Eleanor clone.
Bring me Angelina Jolie and in 60 seconds I'll steal this car for her.
And the sex.
Mostly for the sex.
You did see the movie, didn't you?
'Cause otherwise you have no clue what I'm talking about.

In my mind I hear George Carlin saying, "Monte Monte!"
I don't know why.

Ah yes, the first real muscle car - GTO

They say that hot girls with large breasts often seek out overly macho men.
I think this couple just likes to role play.
I could be wrong, of course, and those breasts might actually be real.

Back in the day, when fins were just going out of style.

Old Caddy from the inside.

Cool ride, ala Bonnie and Clyde

Haulin' ass!

The best Cadillac ever!

He sat there, all by himself, for the longest time.
I'll bet he was watching the hot young chicks walking by.

Anyone feeling ill? This'll get you to the hospital in style.

When I was repainting my 1971 Monte Carlo I inquired about this exact factory paint color.
It was expensive.
Damned expensive.

The Munsters are here and one of them isn't wearing a shirt.
Then again, it's 100 degrees so I can't really blame him.
He kind of looks like he's melting, doesn't he?

Paint it red. Call it Christine.
Too cool.

Huntsville Arsenal, eh? I wonder where that is?

Notice the big yellow smiley face in the background.

I look at this old Willys Jeep and in my head I hear Alan Alda getting all preachy.

Fire! Fire! Fire! Huh huh huh, this is cool.

Mr. Shelby's Cobra

I love the helmet.
I don't understand it, but I love it.

These days are ooooooouuuuurrs, these happy days!

Shelby Mustang heading for the highway. Looking for adventure.

Old boys play with old toys.
When they talk about 'T and A' they mean old Ford cars.

Oh, I just couldn't resist taking this photo.
Am I going to hell?
That's his car.
They both look SO old.

T Bird!

Buh Bye!

3 Days In Memphis

2005-08-11T19:34:00.000-05:00

Someone is having an extra bad day in Memphis today.

Once upon a time, they used to teach people to ride bicycles against traffic, like a pedestrian.
But that all ended long ago.
Today, these kids are human airbag-testers doing this.
On a 7 lane road.
During rushhour.

She was only 18 and a week from graduating high school.
She died on this curve.
It was a year ago, but her friends still come by every week and put new flowers down around the cross they put up for her.
You can just see it. The dumptruck is behind it. It's about 6' tall.
I pass it every single day.

For 2 seconds of each day I get to glance over into this field as I drive past.
For 2 seconds of each day I get to escape from hell in my imagination.

This is some awesome camouflage!
I almost couldn't see him.
I thought a bunch of shrubbery was just driving down the street.
Maybe it's a float?

2 large expensive trucks met up close and personal.
Ahead of them were 2 more cars that had collided.
Bonus for the Germantown cops!
They get to write at least 3 tickets, which fills one officer's daily quota and half of another's.
Woo hoo!

3 guys in the truck and one guy riding on the load of crap in the back.
They blew a tire going 65mph.
It sounded like a bomb went off.
I heard BOOM and then there was this huge cloud of dust.
I looked for the exploding car and I saw these guys pulling off the highway with a shredded rag for a tire.
I've never heard or seen a blowout like this one.
BOOM!
Enjoy changing that tire.
It's 95 degrees with a heat index of 105 thanks to the dripping humidity.

When a man loves a woman ...
I mean, when a van shoves a minitruck.

Bent the guy's frame. The roof was even folded.
Kiss the little Chevy goodbye, dude.
It's going to the great big parking lot in the sky.

Birmingham in August - brief

2005-08-02T20:30:00.000-05:00

No, it's not the THE Vulcan. It's some sort of replica outside of the building where we have training. The real Vulcan is much bigger.

A view of Birmingham from out the window. Yeeha. Not exciting, but it was all I had time for during the break in class.

More Florida 2005

2005-07-10T17:12:00.000-05:00

The 2nd rainbow.

In town.

She took our picture for us with my little keychain camera.

She advised us that the water was better down closer to the pier.
The hurricanes earlier this year really ripped up the beach and with so many storms coming through while we were there it was rough.

Another storm.

It's raining. Where's the Ark?

Florida 2005

2005-07-05T19:12:00.000-05:00

We walked the beach in the rain. We swam in the rain. There was lots of rain.
Two days in a row we saw this.

I have some better shots of it on 35mm, but it'll be awhile before those are scanned in. I shot 20 rolls. I so need to get the digital Rebel.
Send money now and help Nude Memphis Steve Go Digital. Support the Rebel cause!

My Wife, during our long walk in the rain, found these treasures on the beach.

And I found these.
Batman cape, Ninja Turtle, clear shell, and driftwood club.
Score!

We also found 2 dead seagulls, a dead sea turtle (only its' shell), a huge dead fish (front half only) that had apparently been bitten in half by something really large, like a dolphin or a shark, and a sea slug.
No, we didn't bring any of those back with us.

In person this blonde girl looked like Paris Hilton.
I'm not saying that's a good thing. It's just what she looked like.
I called her Paris and her friend, Nicky, all week long.
I have no idea what their real names are, but Paris' mother looked exactly like her, only older and deteriorated, as you would expect.
The real Paris' mother is much better looking.
But money can do that for you, you know.

Splash!

Would it be rude of me to say ... MILF?
OK, she was swimming in our pool with her kids.
But she wasn't staying in our condo.
Her condo was next door, but had no pool.
Why did she get away with it, you ask?

Big titties.
That's my guess.

All alone and trapped in time ...

Sports Illustrated, here we come!

The two couples on the right had a blast all week long.
The couple on the left is just two fat guys.
I don't think they had much fun.

I knew what she was laughing at at the time, but now ...

OK, I knew the names of the 2 girls on the left, who are the same 2 girls from the photo of the 2 couples which I said had a blast all week long.
Now all I can remember is that the blonde is named Tanya.
The girl to the far right is the daughter of the woman in the photo below.

We talked, but I forgot her name.
Her sister was there, too, and I forgot her name as well.
So sorry. My brain is not at full capacity when I am on the beach.
They were really nice and friendly to us.

Cruising, back and forth, back and forth, all week long.
There was a group of guys, unusually muscular, who apparently caused several of the girls to do a lot of this.
But this particular girl, if I remember right, was a decent surfer, so I'll cut her some slack.

Also, she has large breasts and ... well, you know the rules.

Obnoxious Hissing Geese

2005-06-23T20:07:00.000-05:00

What're YOU lookin' at?!

Don't make me kick your ass!

You want a piece of me?!

Yeah? Yeah! You wanna go? You wanna go right now?!

Death of a Mole

2005-06-23T20:05:00.000-05:00

Die, you bastard!

Fathers Day Weekend 2005

2005-06-20T22:45:00.000-05:00

I went home for Fathers' Day weekend. I had several people to see.

My Hometown is known as "Rocketown" by the few who even know the city exists.

After passing the rockets I saw what I never see in Memphis ... mountains!

Old friends

The famous D Bryan - ladies man and the only man Evan thinks is truly funny.

That night was a big get-together with friends from college whom I hadn't seen an awhile.

A friend named Evan, who lived in town, didn't bother to show up. We knew where he lived so 'someone' paid him a friendly visit.

Mail's here!

Some mysterious person abused perfectly good toilet paper all over the front yard of Evan's house!

Who? Who would do such a thing?!

Surely not the famous D. Bryan, church pianist and respected engineer!

The next morning ...

Lovely trees

Evan had already cleaned most of it up by the time I came by to say, "Hello."

He wasn't home, so I had to head to the rest of the reunion without him.

The next afternoon was another get-together on the top of the mountain.

At about 4 p.m. I had to run back down the mountain from the reunion to meet up with my best friend and go back completely over the mountain to his sister's house for a birthday party.

Over the river and through the woods ... to ... you get the idea

Seeing you seeing me

Some of the best people I ever knew.

Girls and waterballoons gone wild!

Dave is thinking, "One day I'm gonna build something. Something substantial that will stand the test of time. Something ... like this swingset!"

2 future All-Stars.

After the party I headed home for my father's Father's Day celebration.
The next afternoon I had to head back to Memphis, but I really didn't want to.
I talked to several people about coming to work in my old hometown.

Maybe one day I will.

Smiley Faced Boxers

2005-06-17T11:51:00.000-05:00

I'm just heading out the door in a few minutes so this is the closest thing to the front yard that it's gonna get.

You promised

2005-06-12T13:22:00.000-05:00

A storm came through, but mostly missed us. All it left behind were dark clouds followed by a rainbow.

If you look close you can see 2 rainbows. The camera doesn't show it well, but it's there.

Out in the Country

2005-06-12T04:08:00.000-05:00

We drove around far out in the country looking for land last weekend. This is some of what we saw.

Someone had painted "Fort Skunk" on the shed. I don't know what that's about.

Just a nice field.

No one is home.

We stumbled across an old graveyard.

Charles Turner fought in the Revolutionary War.

Collin Turner fought in the War of 1812.

Bass Pro

2005-06-07T22:57:00.000-05:00

Hello. Can you tell me where the camping supplies are at?

Ducks Dodging the Rain

2005-06-06T23:00:00.000-05:00

It was raining. Hard. So hard that the ducks took their babies and got out of the water. How did this help?

Foggy Friday Memphis Morning

2005-06-04T01:48:00.000-05:00

Yesterday morning we had mist and an earthquake, a 4.0 earthquake or so I'm told. But I slept through it all, dreaming odd dreams and eventually waking up to realize I was battling illness and thus needed to stay at home. Today though, I drove to work in the fog. Here is what I saw:

The workers were hard at work kicking up dust, which got lost in the fog.

A woman had black spots painted all over her red VW Bug to make it into a LadyBug.

A shack in a field in the fog. Soon it will be torn down and a neighborhood built here.

Curious cows lounging beneath the trees want to know why I'm looking at them.

On the drive home there was no fog and someone broke out their '32 Ford hotrod. Cool!

Loonies OFF the Path

2005-06-01T19:25:00.000-05:00

Do you see the couple holding the umbrella while standing down in the water-filled ditch? Well, behind them in the woods is their full-sized pickup truck. Somehow they ended up sliding out-of-control and down into the swamp. Talk about having a bad day.

Omen of Death

2005-06-01T10:21:00.000-05:00

This big-assed bird glided slowly across the road about 3 feet off the ground. He nearly got hit by the truck in front of me. No one was behind me, so when he landed on this dead tree I stopped and took a picture. You can only make out his silhouette, perched at the highest point with his head turned to look at me.

Fun at the DMV

2005-05-29T00:31:00.000-05:00

Can you feel the love?

Saturday Bike Ride

2005-05-22T02:43:00.000-05:00

We set off on the trail this afternoon about 3 p.m.

Nice bridge, the only one on the trail with rails and built wider than a plank

Black man fishing

Dogs wanting a horse to play chase

Someone forgot where they parked their car

Here's a great example of why I don't run without a shirt on. Aside from getting sunburned I'd probably get photographed and wind up in the internet looking like this guy. No thanks.

Lightning struck this tree years ago. Those tiny shapes underneath it are people.

Paddle boats - $10 for 1 hour

On the drive home we stopped at Batman's house to see how it was coming along.

I've always wanted to live in a house large enough to have a bridge in it.

You could get a good workout just walking around in this house. There is an elevator shaft at the end of this hall. Seriously.

Next door happy children play in what appears to be a park. It's their immaculate backyard.

Across the street from Wayne Manor they're building a small cottage. Isn't it cute?

In the Backyard with Cats

2005-05-21T01:14:00.000-05:00

Sizing her up ...

And deciding she'll take her on.

What'cha doing? Can I play with that? Am I in your way? Mind if I claw your face?

Self-explanatory - something is about to die.

Uh, what'cha doin' there, Big Boy?

"What?!"

Cats are the only animal that will run towards a man with a stick.

Accidental Self Portrait

2005-05-21T00:23:00.000-05:00

The camera malfunctioned as I was driving, so I looked at it for just a second and 'click.'

Wednesday Bored For Lunch At Work

2005-05-12T01:30:00.000-05:00

I've disturbed some ducks. Look at them eyeing me. I felt just like I do whenever I stumble into the "Womyn's Studies" section at the bookstore.

This goose didn't give a damn what I did. She has a giant squirrel for a bodyguard.

They must import the squirrels at work because none of the ones in my neighborhood are this big. He was the size of a small dog. I named him Toto. I'm getting him a little doghouse tomorrow if I think of it.

Ah, isn't it relaxing? Everyone is worried about possible layoffs as they sit and gaze at this serene scene, antacids in hand and cigarettes blazing ...

Tuesday in Memphis

2005-05-11T23:15:00.000-05:00

Monday in Memphis

2005-05-11T22:22:00.000-05:00

Cordova Horse

2005-05-10T11:03:00.000-05:00

Foggy morning in Crazy Cordova

Jeremy the Midnight Skulker

2005-05-09T10:47:00.000-05:00

The infamous RoadHog, Mr. Redneck, and associates

Britney Got Taller

2005-05-08T04:29:00.000-05:00

She Likes Cows

2005-05-08T04:27:00.000-05:00

Mother and Child Balloon War

2005-05-08T04:25:00.000-05:00

Sunset in Godforsaken Town

2005-05-07T19:14:00.000-05:00

Playground Meltdown

2005-05-07T18:36:00.000-05:00

Ah? Ah! AAAHHHH!!!!

Put Your Best Foot Forward

2005-05-07T16:00:00.000-05:00

My Photo Blog

2005-05-05T20:35:00.000-05:00

I've posted several of my own random photos on my blog, Steve's Nude Memphis Blog, but from now on I think I'll post them here. They're mostly only entertaining to me so there isn't much point to putting them on my main blog. OK?