Thursday, May 12, 2005
Wednesday Bored For Lunch At Work
I've disturbed some ducks. Look at them eyeing me. I felt just like I do whenever I stumble into the "Womyn's Studies" section at the bookstore.
This goose didn't give a damn what I did. She has a giant squirrel for a bodyguard.
They must import the squirrels at work because none of the ones in my neighborhood are this big. He was the size of a small dog. I named him Toto. I'm getting him a little doghouse tomorrow if I think of it.
Ah, isn't it relaxing? Everyone is worried about possible layoffs as they sit and gaze at this serene scene, antacids in hand and cigarettes blazing ...
// posted by Memphis @ 1:30 AM 
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You are too funny! Somewhere there is a flash internet game doing that, but I didn't expect that comment from you. This squirrel is a big mofo. I mean, I'm sure Leesa has some up on Montana the size of horses, but for Memphis this sucker is really big. He's been here for over 2 years so I guess either they're feeding him or else he has no competition. I generally just see the one.
Are there any genetic testing labs nearby??? Maybe the squirrel isn't quite as innocent as he seems.....
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